Unconventionalitismnessity.

Fourth of July plans

• Weed my grandmother’s lawn all day
• Dinner/final non-strict-vegetarian meal
• Crashing one final party with Deja Gravy

Then tomorrow, I start my cleansing process. It’s gonna be nothing but apple, lemon, and pineapple juice for me. Oh yeah, and cinnamon. This goes on for a week, and I head out to San Francisco a healthier person, and strict vegetarian too!

And exactly one month later (midnight on August the 5th), I eat two steaks.